Viagra

Nowadays I wake up but part of meīs still asleep
itīs becoming ever harder to satisfy my sheep
then farmer Palmer gave to me a little blueish pill
and now thereīs not one single sheep that feels save on grazing hill

Viagra, Viagra a gift from up above
who says money canīt buy me love
my live is new! Hell, even my wife is new donīt bend over or youīll get it too
donīt bend over or youīll get it too

Nowadays I wake up but part of meīs never asleep
and the sheep are tired, exhausted and lying in a heap
now my problems wonīt go away
I donīt know what to do
and then I remember Palmers wife
she likes a little bit too


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Nowadays I wake up but part of meīs not there
I gaze down at my pride and joy and all see is hair
and rue the day I lost control and went with Palmers wife
I should have known that heīd find out
and revenge me with his knife


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